dietchola:

i’m terrified of lady bugs because when i was 10 my bathroom got infested by them and they laid eggs in my shower but i didn’t know that so when i went to take a shower one time i turned on the water and thousands of lady bugs came flying out of the drain and i sat in the bathtub and i cried

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theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

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ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

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m2manga:

The Sailor Scout, Fantasy RPG set!

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nonamecody:

frontier-heart:

cloven:

30 days // 23. a dinosaur

Always reblog self-care Dinos.

tagyourpregnant
, the last two reminded me of you.

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thereal1990s:

Pulp Fiction (1994)

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peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

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chaoticbanter:

myfriendscallmekazzy:

sizvideos:

How Gamers Eat Their Food - Video

FUCKING CRYING

THIS IS FUCKING PERFECT 

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ramonawindfairer:

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

simply reblogging for the description

ramonawindfairer:

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

simply reblogging for the description

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vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait

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motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

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space-c0ps:

I don’t know if you guys have seen the recent thefinebros video where they rickrolled famous youtubers

but

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nicodiangeloisaqueer:

pruprupastapants:

ghostwriters-r-us:

sadbunnny:

sass-master-jack-frost:

snowyarcherprince:

book-harlot:

My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single

Um…

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.

I DONT GET IT

I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c

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I’M SOBBING VIOLENTLY

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penguintim:

When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.

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